Dude, I don’t know how to do this. I’m awkward AF. Help me I'm a female (bonus, right?). I'm past the age where I could be labeled "" in a porno so that's a bummer. I'm not exactly skinny but I don't think I'm thick either - somewhere in between. I'm pale. I look a little ghostly on Zoom meetings. Let's just say I'm way better in person.

My Ideal Person Nice hair you'll let me grab on. The ability to make me laugh. A nice smile. Face pic is a must. The D may be nice but let's start at the top, K?

PLEASE READ: Please don't contact me if you are younger than me. I'll do a lot of things but I won't do you. Sorry.